On Wednesday night I gave a farewell speech at my old primary school in Fulham. Peterborough, in Clancarty Road, survived 107 years, including two world wars and all my family were pupils there in the 1950s and 60s. But it is closing this summer because the Tory council promised to sell it to the French government for use as a private school. I’m not joking – they tried the same with Hurlingham & Chelsea just across South Park, and because its excellent head Phil Cross (H&C is the second most improved school in England) outsmarted them they are now punishing him by refusing to give the school a sixth form and insisting half of it goes to the French.

Both these issues came up on Monday for decision. If you want to see how base local affairs have become read the report on disposal of the Peterborough site – one of the most prime pieces of real estate in the country. It is going to the French at a £700,000 undervalue and with few of the contract terms worked out. (full details here)